Columbus Discovers IHOP

"Screw the East Indies! Let's stop at that new world over there and order some blueberry pancakes at IHOP!"

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Eye Sea the Eyes Have It

Eyes come in pairs:
A sister and a brother;
When two pairs meet,
They gaze into each other;

The eyes of two friends,
A mother and child,
Some eyes are calm
And some are wild!

Hazel, brown or green,
Some are blue as the sky;
Always there for each other,
An eye for an eye.


The title of this drawing is "Eye Sea the Eyes Have It." It was created using MS Paint.

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Chuck the Duck

Caption: I swear...if one more person calls me 'lameduck," it's gonna come down in chunks!

I created this image using the MS Paint program.

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Bob the Wonder Horse

Caption: Move over Pegasus! Move over Trigger! Move over Mr. Ed! Introducing...(drum roll)...Bob the Wonder Horse! Why is he called Bob the Wonder Horse? Feed him a bag of burritos and he'll show you...

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Me Cartoons

Caption: No man is an island, but an island is an island.





Caption: Don't...call me mermaid!






Caption: Someone told me to go jump in the lake. I thought he was serious.

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Let's Head over to Cyclops Island

Caption: Hey guys! I've got it! I know this nice little spot called Cyclops Island...

I created the above painting with MS Paint. Not an easy task, let me tell you! Painting with a mouse is extremely awkward and frustrating! At times I wanted to throw the mouse into the river! The other frustrating thing is the colors do not blend but overlap each other, so it is hard to achieve subtle shades. Notwithstanding these difficulties, I was able to make a painting that sort of resembles an ancient Greek ship being rowed out to sea.

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