Star Trek Reflection

Elaan of Troyus prepares to enter the wormhole aperture. (Created with MS Paint.)

Me Paris Hilton Portrait

"Hey...like...could you get the phone? I'm...like...tied up at the moment."

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Paradise Found But Not Appreciated

Paradise is a nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there? Yeah right! You would much rather live in your cockroach-infested apartment with the leaky roof and bad plumbing. Paradise is way too quiet and relaxing--better to have noisy neighbors and an unsafe neighborhood with really bad schools.

Check out Melissa's Balmy Bahamas Blog.

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'Sun vs. Moon' Smackdown!

Sun: Hey, move over, moon! I'm the star of this show!

Moon: You're such a primadona! You always have to outshine everyone, don't you! Just wait until the next eclipse! Then you'll be sorry!

Sun: "Ha! Two can play at that game! Now get your moon out of my face!

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Bling Tut

He's the pharoh king; the king of bling; he ain't no pimp or fashion slut; he's the cool-boy king; his name is Bling Tut...(He does a hip-hop dance)....Yo yo, all-ight, he can do the monkey; he's so funky; he's a pure-bred dawg; he ain't no mut; he's the king of bling; his name is Bling Tut....I'm out!

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Chuck the Duck

Caption: I swear...if one more person calls me 'lameduck," it's gonna come down in chunks!

I created this image using the MS Paint program.

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