Paradise Found But Not Appreciated

Paradise is a nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there? Yeah right! You would much rather live in your cockroach-infested apartment with the leaky roof and bad plumbing. Paradise is way too quiet and relaxing--better to have noisy neighbors and an unsafe neighborhood with really bad schools.

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SM Cat

"Come over here. Let me put my claws in your face. Come on! You know you love it. It hurts so good..."

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Bling Mut

"Bling Mut." Hey, even ancient Egyptian Pharohs had pets. Bling Tut was no exception.

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'Sun vs. Moon' Smackdown!

Sun: Hey, move over, moon! I'm the star of this show!

Moon: You're such a primadona! You always have to outshine everyone, don't you! Just wait until the next eclipse! Then you'll be sorry!

Sun: "Ha! Two can play at that game! Now get your moon out of my face!

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Bling Tut

He's the pharoh king; the king of bling; he ain't no pimp or fashion slut; he's the cool-boy king; his name is Bling Tut...(He does a hip-hop dance)....Yo yo, all-ight, he can do the monkey; he's so funky; he's a pure-bred dawg; he ain't no mut; he's the king of bling; his name is Bling Tut....I'm out!

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Eye Sea the Eyes Have It

Eyes come in pairs:
A sister and a brother;
When two pairs meet,
They gaze into each other;

The eyes of two friends,
A mother and child,
Some eyes are calm
And some are wild!

Hazel, brown or green,
Some are blue as the sky;
Always there for each other,
An eye for an eye.


The title of this drawing is "Eye Sea the Eyes Have It." It was created using MS Paint.

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The Rome Depot

Caption: Centuries ago, during the reign of Nero, a great fire consumed and devastated the city of Rome! It was time to rebuild. It was time to take a trip...a trip to The Rome Depot. Rome Depot is your complete Rome improvement store for all your Rome and garden needs. Rome Depot is proud to announce the grand opening of our new store in Pompeii. Conveniently located at the foot of Mount Vesuvius. Just take the Appian Way exit, and you're there!

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