Leopard Lethargy

Leopards have spots so they can blend into the background and be undetected by their prey. This leopard just got through devouring some unsuspecting Green Peace volunteers. (Belch!) (Created with MS Paint.)

My Happy Place

Created with MS Paint.

The Trolliminator!

Tired of Internet trolls? Introducing the Trolliminator! Melt away those unwanted trolls with the flick of your wrist!

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Lioness

"Hey Ma, what's that?"
"Oh that's that crazy guy who thinks he's an ape and wears a loin cloth."

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People Bug Me or Bugs People Me

Caption: "I'm in a bad mood! I think I'll crawl up someone's ass!"

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My Ex

Created using MS Paint.

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Lone Pineapple

Caption: I'm the only fruit who doesn't have a date tonight!

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Bling Mut

"Bling Mut." Hey, even ancient Egyptian Pharohs had pets. Bling Tut was no exception.

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'Sun vs. Moon' Smackdown!

Sun: Hey, move over, moon! I'm the star of this show!

Moon: You're such a primadona! You always have to outshine everyone, don't you! Just wait until the next eclipse! Then you'll be sorry!

Sun: "Ha! Two can play at that game! Now get your moon out of my face!

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Bling Tut

He's the pharoh king; the king of bling; he ain't no pimp or fashion slut; he's the cool-boy king; his name is Bling Tut...(He does a hip-hop dance)....Yo yo, all-ight, he can do the monkey; he's so funky; he's a pure-bred dawg; he ain't no mut; he's the king of bling; his name is Bling Tut....I'm out!

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