Brad Pitt Portrait

"OK, I'm Brad Pitt starring in the movie "Troy." In this scene my shirt's off...yeah...check out the six-pack. Don't touch; it's just a movie screen. Just look and faint if you want. I have this shot all to myself. I don't have to share it with Peter-Ugly-Ass-O'Toole or any other wannabe. I'm Brad Pitt--but you can call me Achilles." (I painted this using MS Paint.)

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Leonardo Da Vinci

"Mona? Lisa! Where are you, girl?! You promised to be here at 2.00 P.M.! I have an appointment to paint the 'Last Supper' at 3.00 P.M. and I don't want to be late! Where is that girl?!" My painting of Leonardo Da Vinci, a scientist, engineer, mathematician, musician and artist--my idol.

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Polka-Dot Universe

OK, so how many polka dots can you find in this drawing?

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Books Rock!

"Whoa, Ted!" "What up, Bill-dude?" "Books rock, Ted-dude!" "Whoa! That's awesome, dude. Like...that's totally unheinous!" "Yeah-huhuhuh! Now if I can only learn to read."

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Lacota Warrior

"Oh Wankantanka, make me worthy!" Chief Yellow Hand, a Yakota warrior, says a prayer to the sun god Wankantanka. His tribe captured an English Lord who was first a slave and given the humiliating name of "Horse," but later became Chief himself when Yellow Hand was killed in a Shishone raid. Shashowacan--A Man Called Horse--is one of my favorite films.

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Swordfish

"Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Yeah...right! Like I really have a choice!"

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Geisha Goddess

If you knew Sushi like I know Sushi...Oh! Oh! Oh what a gal!

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