"OK, I'm Brad Pitt starring in the movie "Troy." In this scene my shirt's off...yeah...check out the six-pack. Don't touch; it's just a movie screen. Just look and faint if you want. I have this shot all to myself. I don't have to share it with Peter-Ugly-Ass-O'Toole or any other wannabe. I'm Brad Pitt--but you can call me Achilles." (I painted this using MS Paint.)
